This year's Super Bowl was relatively scandal-free, with the exception of NBC accidentally airing JOE FLACCO'S F-BOMB.  But that didn't stop people with WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS from firing off complaints to the FCC. 

--An FCC spokesperson says they received "thousands of letters" about the Super Bowl . . . and a lot of them were directed atBEYONCÉ'S halftime show.

--Here are some of our favorite lines . . . transcribed EXACTLY how they were written:  

--"[The] commercial [that] showed a women kissing a nerd:  It was disgusting!!!  My grandchildren was watching that!  I had to hurry up and grab the control!!! . . . And also that raunchy Beyoncé girating her vagina in front of the cameras, and that is entertainment!"

--"I am appalled at Beyoncé's performance . . . she basically humped the air, simulating sex for 13 minutes.  Completely inappropriate as family entertainment."

--"[Beyoncé's] outfit looked like it came out of a sex shop or a [porno] video.  Her breasts protruded out, her butt almost completely showed . . . she wore hooker boots . . . and danced like she was in a strip club . . .

--"If I wanted my kids to love sluts, [and] learn how to be sluts, I'd take them to places so they can learn slut culture.  However, I wanted them to enjoy American culture of football."  (--"So they can learn slut culture" . . . That's great.)

--"Beyoncé was dancing in a stripper-like provocative way in erotica fashion, opening her legs multiple times right in the cameras so we could see her crotch in tight leather undergarments."

--"There is NO REASON whatsoever for pelvic thrust dancing on national television . . . ever, much less by scantily clad women."

--"The commercial with the old people making out & the old guy plastering his chest on the window of the restaurant was uncomfortable . . . another channel changer."

--"If this performance was family-friendly, why not allow it for the Presidential Inauguration festivities?"  (???)

(--Hit up Deadspin.com to read over 48 of the "thousands" of complaints.)