Oh how I wish I was making up this story.  In what reads like something out of a horrible Judd Apatow movie, a mom went to visit her son in jail...and figured he needed some drugs.  So she passed them to him in the most logical way - by putting them in her mouth, MAKING OUT WITH HIM, and passing them to him.  

Bad idea, Mom. 

30-year-old William Partridge of Penn Yan, New York is currently being held in jail after a weapons arrest.  And apparently he's hooked on illegal prescription painkillers.

Last week, his mother, 54-year-old Kimberly Margeson, visited him in jail.  And according to the Yates County Sheriff's Department, William MADE OUT WITH HIS MOM.

During the kiss, Kimberly passed some Oxycodone pills from her mouth into his mouth.

They were caught.  Kimberly was arrested for one felony count of third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance.  Both she and William also got hit with misdemeanor counts of promoting prison contraband.

(The Smoking Gun / Press Connects) 

Here's a picture of the happy couple: