First of all.  EW.

Pubic lice-- the crab-shaped insects that dwell in human groins -- are disappearing because of bikini waxing.  A doctor said, "It used to be extremely common; it’s now rarely seen...Without doubt, it’s better grooming.”  Clipping, waxing and shaving the groin destroy the optimal habitat of pubic lice.

So keep on waxing, until these bastards are gone.  ALL OF THEM!  AAAAHHH!!!!