I yap about stuff from 9 AM - 1 PM. I especially like to yap with YOU. So you should call up and yap with me. 414-799-1973.
... and I promise not to overuse the word "yap" when you call.
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I decided to get into radio when I was 16. It all started out when I was working at McDonald's and discovered I could hit on girls over the drive-through speaker.
... I was fired shortly after I made that discovery.
I call Greenfield home, so if you ever hear me make a wise crack about your area, know that it’s either
1.) in jest, and/or
2.) completely true.
But all joking aside, Milwaukee rocks!
You'll probably run into me taking my dog "Stoli" (and yes... he's named after the vodka) wasting away afternoons near Bradford Beach, and it's ok if you pet him... he won't bite.
Me on the other hand...
Yes... John Hamm (the guy that plays Don Draper in "Mad Men") knows that he's gifted... down there, but he really wants you to stop talking about it.
• Jon Hamm opened up about the frequent paparazzi closeup shots of his impressive crotch
• He said, "Most of it's tongue-in-cheek, but it is a little rude...They're called 'privates' for a reason. I'm wearing pants, for f--k's sake. Lay off."
• Hamm continued, "I guess it's better than being called out for the opposite."
Some guys have all the luck.