I think I may bring back Doofus Of the Week this week in honor of this MENSA-case. Zachariah Dalton tried to rob Thumbs-Up Convenience Store in Niceville, Florida but failed. (How awesome are those names by the way?!?) He flashed a gun to the clerk and the clerk responded by showing him an empty cash register. Bummed out, Zachariah moped out of the store, went next door to Win Dixie and called his mom to come pick him up quick. The dude is 22 years-old and just attempted to rob the store right next-door!! "I'll be waitin' on the curb outside Win Dixie eatin' a sausage biscuit. Bye Maw."
Police beat Maw there and arrested poor ol' Zachariah. He told police he wasn't planning on robbing the store, just came up with the idea while he was walkin' there. Wicked smart kid.