A woman parked (allegedly horribly) at the Brookfield Public Library, when she returned to her car, she found a "threatening note" that read:
"This is not a ticket, but if it was I would have issued two of them due to your bullheaded inconsiderate attempt at parking that is taking up room for a 20 mule team, two elephants and a goat."
So naturally she called the cops. No word on what happened, but sources say the woman is still parking like an asshat.
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