Hey - there's still some poo on your forehead, fella.
I know this is a weird place to allocate some respect . . . but I have this weird sense of respect for perverts who are SO INCREDIBLY DEDICATED that they're literally willing to swim through human waste to fulfill their deviance.
52-year-old Kenneth Enlow of Tulsa, Oklahoma is one of those rare perverts.
On Sunday, Kenneth was caught hiding in a SEPTIC TANK underneath a women's bathroom at White Water Park in Tulsa. Yes, he was floating in every type of foulness imaginable just to catch a glimpse of women using the toilet.
A 29-year-old woman spotted him when she took her seven-year-old daughter into the bathroom. She called the cops.
They got him out of the septic tank, and according to the police report, he was, quote, "covered in feces." They hosed him down and arrested him on a misdemeanor peeping Tom charge. (Though, wouldn't 'POOPING Tom' charges be more appropriate? See what I did there!?)
He told them he WASN'T spying on women. He gave a very detailed story about a woman named Angel who hit him in the head with a tire iron, then threw him in her 1972 Chevy Monte Carlo, took him to the park, and dumped him in the toilet.
Since he's six feet tall, 240 pounds . . . and wasn't exactly yelling for help when he was caught . . . the cops weren't buying it.